BoneTown Celebrity | Ron Jeremy

Tired of life as a porn star extraordinaire, Ron has retired to BoneTown, the only place a pro like him can still get a rise out of boning. He resides in Ron Towers, home to the most famous harem in the world and full of the hottest and horniest women ever to walk the earth. Ron Jeremy’s celebrity has only grown since his move to BoneTown, as no lady is able to resist his 9.75 inches.

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BoneTown Celebrity | Moses

Tired of working for the one true man, Moses fled to find sanctuary from his boss’ prying eye. He came upon BoneTown, a place where he could finally find some peace from the troubles of the masses. After parting the waters for the last time, he found a little corner of BoneTown where he could smoke bong rips all day and write Commandments 11-18: The Moses Years.

 
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BoneTown Celebrity | Jesus

After being introduced to Weed at a young age to help cope with the pressure of being God’s only son, Jesus left the holy lands to find himself. Awestruck by the openness of the people and the free love atmosphere in BoneTown, he decided that it was the only place where he could fulfill his fantasy of just kicking back and watching the world on weed.

 
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BoneTown Celebrity | Joseph Smith

While on a walk one day as a young man, Joseph discovered mushrooms that he thought were harmless, and two hours later he unearthed golden tablets and founded the Mormon religion. He has come on a mission to BoneTown to return it to the Mormon holy land it once was.

 
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