BoneTown Culture | Crackheads

Crack has done much harm in BoneTown. From giving The Man the avenues into the city to forcing lost souls to wander the its streets in search of their next hit, Crack’s wretched influence is felt everywhere. The Man’s literal crackdown has made their already rough lives harder, but as long as a Crackhead has his rock and a way to make a buck off it, his world’s a candyland.

 
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BoneTown Culture | Rockers

The rockers in BoneTown proudly trace their cultural roots back to Bronze Harlot, the original rock band that crashed on the island and then formed a commune. As more and more naughty Mormon girls fled BoneTown for the Sugar Shack Commune it began to thrive, and the Rockers live on to this day.

 
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BoneTown Culture | Greeks

The Mormon University of Bone U. was founded on an island off the shores of BoneTown as a place of prayer and scholastic pursuits. Its image was ruined when a few rowdy coeds were shown on Mormons Gone Wild, overnight replacing Bone U’s prayer and academics with partying and more partying. Bone U alumni make up a majority of the middle class of BoneTown, and raise their kids to grow up dreaming of getting a Ph.D. in partying at Bone U just as they did.

 
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BoneTown Culture | Asians

As a result of the Man Inc.’s growing influence in BoneTown, the Asian Tourist Industry has exploded. Waves upon waves of Asian Tourists have flooded into BoneTown to experience what they call a “super extra happy fun time.” This influx of Asian tourism has increased The Man Inc.’s profits tenfold, but many locals are upset about the commercialization that has come with it.

 
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